textsfrom-theshadowrealm:

Submitted by angelikitten.

(via amarcia)

My life in a nutshell hola~~

(Source: coffee-and-tea-with-sara, via amarcia)

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via pyrogrape)

lrony:

my fourth aph click and drag game - academy-themed!

in celebration of heading back to school cries

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"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via pyrogrape)

You know those text posts asking people to put stuff in their inbox and everyone comments things like ” I wont get any but why not?” and then later say shit like ” OMG i was so wrong!”?

Every single time I think “Well if they got some notes then surely I will too, right?

  Every time I am wrong. But maybe it’s for the best because I’d probably be to shy/scared to reply to people.

miss-nerdgasmz:

clumsical:

peanutbutter-nutella:

castiel-for-president:

ever-so-plucky:

believein221bbakerstreet:

the-fisher-queen:

minheeboo:

castiel tho

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This is like a sherlock cat.

Give him a blue scarf.

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NO. I can’t. Catstiel and Purrlock? you people are killing me.

wait wait guys what about Purrlin?

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Now this is the best post ever.

Just add in some adoption

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My hand slipped and I made…

Yamew Yugi

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(Source: heavenskisses, via thebunnymun)

stickysheep:

tennosuke:

Tips for creating a healthy relationship between brother and sister:

  1. Knock her out in the bath
  2. Leave unconscious body underwater

Lord

Holy Fuck

jayshana:

complimentstothechief:

I died. Lmao

askdaddywho
this willow or nah lol

(via wishidid)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via wishidid)

crewk:

[ryou bakura wakes up] “wow…it’s my birthday. i survived another year. happy birthd-” [yami bakura takes over] “-AY TO ME” [ryou bakura wakes up naked with stolen jewelry and blood and cake all over him] 

(via dabluepeepswhiteydragon)

meaghanmouse:

pearstheplatypus:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

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I was unprepared.

(Source: rl-y, via thepurplepoe)

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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White boys are cloned in a top secret facility.

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