" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
You know those text posts asking people to put stuff in their inbox and everyone comments things like ” I wont get any but why not?” and then later say shit like ” OMG i was so wrong!”?
Every single time I think “Well if they got some notes then surely I will too, right?
Every time I am wrong. But maybe it’s for the best because I’d probably be to shy/scared to reply to people.
This is like a sherlock cat.
Give him a blue scarf.
NO. I can’t. Catstiel and Purrlock? you people are killing me.
wait wait guys what about Purrlin?
Now this is the best post ever.
Just add in some adoption
My hand slipped and I made…
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
[ryou bakura wakes up] “wow…it’s my birthday. i survived another year. happy birthd-” [yami bakura takes over] “-AY TO ME” [ryou bakura wakes up naked with stolen jewelry and blood and cake all over him]
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
I was unprepared.